catswithbenefits:

the only point of a middle name is to let you know when you’re in deep shit

claydols:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

(Source: basedgosh)

lizuhd:

how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass

(Source: leafwhirlwind)